paper cuts are shit
 

I'd rather break my arm then get another papercut. Seriously.

dude, have you ever broken a bone? it sucks. i've broken my right arm three times.

i broke my right arm when i was a little kid. paper cuts suuuck.

but it's like comparing cheeseburgers and speghetti

really? i bawled my little eyes out every time.

paper cuts are nothing compared to when you cut your fingers with guitar strings

Yeah that does hurt, i allways do it ^^ At a recent party, i was playin acousic with no pleck. I played loads of singalongs like Wonderwall, an a few green day songs an i was so fucking pissed, an loads of people were crouded into a tiny little room singing along.....and after my "set" i looked at my finger which was pouring with blood, but i couldnt feel a thing.....i can now say "ive played guitar till my fingers bleed" - :D

broke a finger when someone kicked it. you know that pain, the kind when you reach for something and bang the end of your finger like it was a nail?times that by 100.

At least you don't have prostatitis. It'll heal :)

Haven't been blessed enough to have a paper cut in some time. They can be a pain though.

They make me wince just talking about it. I hate them. They might hurt only for a short time, but that pain is pretty terrible.

Papercuts are like shots. They don't hurt, they're just nails on a chalkboard. I know what you're saying LifeDistortion - the thought makes me cringe. But when you really think about it, they don't hurt much at all.

epidural me all the way!

aah dude someone kicked my finger and broke it, but i didnt notice it so now its bent and it looks really weird

friend had his nose broken by a random headbutt attack and had to have it reset which was worse then the actual headbutt itself. you know that bit in total recall when he has to stick that thing up his nose, the device for doing it looked like that and there was a crunch. eewwww

papercuts

the grammar-nazi office must be really backlogged.

try a fucking organ transplant pussy!!!

you had a pussy transplanted? pics!

they put my pussy straight into my heart... i swear some people just need to harden the fuck up...

papercuts between the fingers and on the nipples are one of my all-time biggest fears in life.