oh the dry cleaners
 

i need to move to L.A.

I can't help but think she has cellulite under those pants.

every woman has cellulite under teir pants. EVERY WOMAN.

even the skinny ones. it is just how bodies work.

That's sick.

men have much worse stuff, hanging skin, like turkey neck waddles twixt their legs, nutsacs to their knees, hairy pimply asses...

we all have our crud.

but I like big ol butts.

my ass is pimple-free. yaaay

Mine too, high-five.

she's pretty gross.

^^^ stop trolling.

damn, leggings.


THEY ARE NOT PANTS! COVER YOUR ASS WITH SOMETHING!

don't mind me, go on with the drooling.

yowsa

i don't. but i will one day.

kim is hotttttttt, cellulite or no celluliete

where is it that you live that you dont find such attractive women out and about all the time?

though I must admitt, since I left my house today I have seen at least three women that beautiful, and I am not counting the university, cuz then I would have to say like over a thousand!

As a human being I find that really unattractive.

I agree. I find nothing attractive at all about her. Rob, my man, you're a fine dude, but you got the weird taste in women.

cuz like brickhouses that can stand to take a fucking without crying?

;)

I just like brunettes, with sultry eyes, and curves, so she just happens to fit that mold.

she is as dumb as rocks, but this is not about falling in love!

ok, while I saw plethora of beautiful women today, I must admit that when I went to the cleaners to get my pants, there were none there. but..

i did see a gorgeous girl working at this taco joint on the corner and ran into my beautiful and flirtatious neighbor girl on my way strolling home with my dry cleaning in hand.

scouring the pathetic suits of high school dry cleaners

steam man, steam

I wish that my love of fashion did not have to make my jeans cancerous but water of any kind, be it steam or otherwise causes the dye to run and the color to fade on indigo levis, so alas, as my ballin grandpops who still has levis from the 70s in his drawer lookin brand fucking new from only taking them to the cleaners taught me, these particular jeans go the cleaners.