How do i get a hold of Sonic Youth
 

Is there anyway possible to get a hold of Sonic Youth? I'd really like to write them and ask them if theres anyway they can get me into the Council Bluffs Show. Also for that matter, anyone know a way to get into the Council Bluffs show without being 21? Please let me know.

yes, wear stilts

umm. get some shoes that will boost you a good half-inch or inch, fake id, if you shave, don't shave, stand up straight to look a teensy bit taller, do whatever you must.

smoke cigarettes....

Yes. Always smoke when wanting to get into a gig you can't get into.

the way i always did it was try your hardnest not to seem nervous

really thats all you have to do

and not shave

Draw a picture of you on a piece of paper and put 21 on it. Or dye your hair grey.

you slip the bouncer a 20.

wear a bust revealing top, especially if you're a guy

green polo shirt collar up is suppose to mean you give free head.. or go with your parent they should be able to get you in..

or show up stinking drunk at the stage door and tell em your Steve's kid brother..

Show your femimine side, wear pink polo, bright pink. It'll will definitely get you noticed, you'll really stand out, look cool as well.

You'll need to wear one of these


they'll know

3 words..."kim, i'm pregnant."

most i've laughed on this board in a while

he wouldn't have this problem if he were the juggernaut, bitch.

This poor kid is proably scared half to death by now.

Yeah, good stuff there SolidZachary.

seriously, just act confidently. Try to empty your head of all the "they'll never let me in" thoughts. But don't act too cool or they'll know what you're up to

LMAO

Suck them off.