so if i change my name to davecannottankerdeadous and get my penis spliced off, and
 

a vagina inserted, and then open up a tax-free charity paypal account so i can buy tits, would you guys donate? i'd find a way to make it tax-deductible for you... i think it would be because of the paypal charitable donation thing. they do those all the time, and for less-worthy causes. i'm willing to become cantankerous if it will liven this place up. if there is any money left after my 36C's are alive and well, then i will fly to nyc to steal her sparkly lemon table, 2 articles of her clothing, and any pot that may be lying around. I will then post many pics of these things (as well as many tit pics).

go dave

is that a yes?

it could be

i need to be friends with RZA

post yr tits or GTFO.

if i had a nickel for everytime i heard this.

I want to know which two articles of her clothing that you plan on stealing.

yr hunting for panties, aren't you? you sick fuck.

i was thinking that black bikini top of hers... and then maybe something sparkly... i got enough panties stashed at home

what are you going to do about all that hair?

hairy chicks are gross and I can't imagine that science has progressed far enough to cut down all yr lumber.

you should wax it off. that's what 'tanky would tell ya. in fact, I think you should get started RIGHT NOW.

i need mucho whiskey before the waxing can commence

hey is the dead from my name? sweet!

so, all it takes is some whiskey and yr ready to chop off yr penis and wax yr body?

not surprised. nope. not surprised AT ALL.

i like to experience all that life has to offer... whiskey helps me accomplish this