Terriblecanyons and Melly Media inc presents...
 

...the first solo CD by Alan Vega...singing Nursery Rhymes!


Examples:

"Mary Had A Little Lamb, It's fleece was BLOODIED AND TORN, ARRRRGHHHH!"

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty LIVED AN AVENUE C WITH ALL THE OTHER JUNKIES AND SCUM - AND NO-ONE CARES ABOUT HIM ARRRGHHH!"

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home......this little piggy WAS EVICTED AND IS GOING TO HELL...."

"There was a crooked man, who walked a crooked mile, and he MET GHOSTRIDER,, IN A WAR ACROSS THE USA!"

Verdict - The best thing since the first Suicide LP! Buy now, or be forever sorry!

In other words, buy now or me and melly hunt you down and beat you with baseball bats covered in rusty nails and slabs of raw meat.

LOL

I don't get it.

...that are infected with AIDS.

i missed melly

me too.

you left out the beedeebeedeebeedeebeedee CHYOOOOWWW's.

I did indeed - what an oversight. Here, have an executive producer's credit for this CD.

I want more points. POINTS, I say!

how about if I just start this here loop and stand back looking cool? I can bash on the electronic_box every now and then if it will make me more cash. CASH, I say!

yoyoyo
what?

koool

The next Terriblecanyons and Melly Media Inc release will be a double CD of rare 60's garage punk anthems, covered by Mister Glenn Danzig.

The title of this release shall be "ASS NUGGETS".

where are those people now that complain about different styles of humor?
whinge whinge irony is crap whing whinge so witty

good question. I shall forward it to The Committee.

...and as a special offer, the first 1000 copies of "ASS NUGGETS" will come with a giant inflatable Glenn Danzig, that you can inflate and then punch to your heart's delight.