How to stock your fridge to get laid
 

my fridge is the total opposite of that...

that shit is HILARIOUS

and true. so true.

I need pistachios and soy milk and milo then Im set.

having said that Id probably drink the vitamin water and eat the ice cream. Its like bar fridge in a hotel but not having to pay.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Oh my god. Yes.

"to the makers of kool-aid: would you niggas stop putting th juice all the way to the top? Cause when I twist the mother fuckin cap, the shit explodes like a goddamn grenade, then I got blue juice all over my white carpet."

amazing.

BRILLIANT!

Amazing.

What are "vagina panties"?

PURE ITALIAN

+1 on the "Vagina Panties" comments, and yer man getting excitable over his chrome fridge. Holler!

real talk

turf talk

yaaameen

hit 'em with a mothafuckin' freezepop.

Hahahaha! Awesome.

He had me at the chrome garbage can.

Right, so Snapple, Vitamin water and Smirnoff Ice? I think this guy needs to revise how to come across at hetrosexual.

Someone needs to tell this guy I Can't Beleive It's Not Butter isn't for fucking DRINKING.

no...let him drink it.

But he'll get fat and all the ladies won't be throwing themselves at his popsicals.

and then those ladies will have to find a more suitable mate.

I have a lot of beverages in my fridge, and about 20 lbs of mozzarella cheese.

and who(aside from vegetarians) doesnt like cheese?

women loooove melted mozarella