Yo Rob! You ready to get pounded by the Dildoughnuts?
 

I wish you would make it to the playoffs man, but nothing personal, I cannot allow Jenn to finish with the #1 seed. That just cannot happen.

[+ 10 points: first successful use of the phrase "pounded by the Dildoughnuts".]

further points are awaiting the creator of "Dildoughnuts".

You mean I'm not supposed to shove maple bars, and the long twisty ones up my ass?

This man

has a song entitled Dildoughnuts. as far as I know, he is the creator.

it was bound to happen, and she's been telling me she's been killin' it on madden 09 for the wii, the real AP is getting restless leg syndrome with the amount of yardage Jenn has been putting on his digital counterpart

panto, yr woman is less than a point ahead of me. .85 to be exact. I will hold the top spot

hmm, logic dictates since you are behind .85 points then you are holding nothing more then a chance you can catch up, nothing more

fuck that shit man! I need to beat your ass down and score massive point totals to pass up the blindbandits and make my way to that 4th playoff spot!!!! yeah! This will be a close one.

And yet it did. Also, I won the championship. Oops.

This was my year...I could feel it...raw power. Three seasons in fantasy foosball leading up to this glorious moment.





Never feel shame at being outcoached by a girl when it's just so obvious
how much better she is.

so LT decides to run for 3 TDs this week... asshole.

and i know Brees threw for 386 yds and 4 TDs and C Johnson grabbed 2 TDs, and i don't even want to check the others because my team probably would have put up 200 points this week. those assholes. gah

JenntheBenn busts the asses at IFFL, winning the Instigator Fantasy Football League championship.

and did anyone else get ridiculously giddy watching the cowboys collapse against the eagles? I sure did!

The Cowboys out, the Patriots out, Brett Favre out, and the Vikings in...
that's called "awesome".

don't forget Miami and Atlanta. 2 awesome teams... i think both will win their games next week... actually, I am calling Carolina over Miami in the Super Bowl