So SYG.. I need ya bad
 

Alright, let me start out by saying that I will be grounded from my stereo for 3 months if what I am about to ask for help on does not come through. So ya'll can understand how dire this situation is.

Alright well here goes, for desperatley needed extra credit in my us history class (which I am failing, and my parents do not tolerate..) we can write a song about an event in U.S. history (stopping at the close of the civil war) as set to the tune of a christmas carol (in essence replace the lyrics).
This can get me 30 extra points on a test, and with a 47 on one of my tests.. I need this.

If one of you could help me with this (nothing that would be too controversial if you can...) I would be more than appreciative, and willing to recompensate in a reasonable manner.
Please no flaming, as this is really important.. at least for me XD

jingle bells
Jefferson smells
Declare independence
madison writes
the constitution
tells the king to go fuck offf
hey!

lawlz

Well now that we got teh comedy out of the way... help XD ... please

I will write something more substantial off the song Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

It will be about the Louisiana Purchase

Thanks man : )

If yr being serious, then yr really nice.
If yr not being serious, then yr hilarious, but kind of a jerk.
:cool:

flunking would do you good cuz it would teach you that there are consequences to your actions. bailing you out would save the day but would do you damage in the long term.

still, i wanna jump on the opportunity:

We rode out of Atlanta
by the Decatur road
filled by marching troops and wagons
of the Fourteen Corps.
And reaching the hill
just outside the old rebel works
we naturally paused to look back upon
Atlanta gone to hell.

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
We could see the corpse of wood
where McPherson fell.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
black smoke rising high in air
and Atlanta gone to hell.

kinda goofy but what did you expect



^^ the smoke of chestnuts roasting in an open fire

I was being serious.

H-Town freaks gotta stick together

Thanks, haha but seriously my teacher is just irrationally unreasonable and unhelpful, she doesn't warn people about dates or tell us when things are... she actually sits on google earth while she shows us video clips... horrible.
haha what is your carol about exactly..?

Damn straight. Yer awesome rob : p

son, the first stanza is verbatim from sherman's pen

do your research

have sex with them

What can I say.. not really a history buff here.

oh jeezus man

you cant google some clues and then you blame our teacher?

I do alot of homework, I'll tell you that much. I've jsut been having some bad luck lately and external, private interferences that I don't care to share with you, so don't judge. I normally do good in this class.

so find out what the fucking song is about--


!!

Oh ok, I will do that.

Seems like a dumb task really.

Your parents ground you from your STEREO? For 3 months? That's insane. Usually my parents would ground me from uhh the internet or TV or going out with my friends. But no way do they ban my music listening.