I knew he was a fake.
 

You don't fool me.

LOL

That was my initial reaction.

i love jesus.

I knew Jesus once. Biblically speaking.

Matthew 4:3
The tempter came and said to him, 'If you are the Son of God, command these stones to become loaves of bread.'

hey, fuck you. Jesus and stones IS WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGE

Matthew 7:6
'And do not throw your pearls in front of pigs.'

 

Matthew 7:6
'For they may trample them.'

 

Matthew 7:6
'And then turn on you and tear you to pieces.'

hahahaha I don't know why I'm laughing so much at that.

hey, fuck you. Piggies and pearls IS WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGE

NO! Youll gkill the joke before it comes out on t-shirt and vinyl!

True. Like Chuck Norris and git 'er dun.

Yeah but those wernt funny ever.

Yeah, that's true.

I'm just trying to imagine some white guy with dreads calling me an ignorant savage.

i like this thread.

Judges 14:6
Yahweh's spirit seized him, and he tore the lion apart with his bare hands as easily as if it were a young goat.

I resist the temptation... Oh fuck it.

hey, fuck you. Ridiculous strength and the will to rip lions apart IS WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGE

Dammit, I just found the one's about Samson's seven locks, but fuck posting them. I'm tired of linking pics.

hahaha.

keep religion overboard, you jesus loving pearl dropping hippy faggots.