I want to be a writer daddy
 

i decided to call my dad on the weekend and tell him i was going to become a writer for films

and this is the story i am going to pitch to the Warner Brothers (Stiff Warner and Heff Warner)

Its the classic fish out of water tale

porn films?

hey daddy where'd you get those pretty blue britches?

Ha ha! Well, here's hoping screenwriters don't need to know about proper punctuation, spelling, and grammar. If that's the case, you've got a head start.

you could call your movie

Doctor Oedipus
or how I learned to stop worrying and love the man who fucked my mother

in the movie, you, your dad, his dad, your sugar daddy, your sister and your mama would all be played by the corpse of peter sellers



the villains, of course, would be zombies from the film industry

fo'real.

if you are serious, good luck with that.

are you already writing on a regular basis?