Poll
 

Do you think that listening to each other's farts affectionately makes a couple 'intimate'?

Poll.

Well obviously a fart can communicate much as to what one is thinking, feeling, and especially eating.

Alternative reply:

Yeah, having the ability to overlook a post-ironic taboo totally means you are soul mates!

no. it's the other way around.

I'm easy, but not that easy!

Depends on your definition of intimacy. It can bring them closer (figuratively...) if one or both is normally uncomfortable with it.

that could be a great way to start a "smelly" relationship, or in a advanced intimacy the couple could even comunicate to each other just like that.
Can you fart i love you? if you can you are in the right way.

i need more opinions/info before i decide

Is there like a base system to farting? Is like a delicate but cute toot first base and a noticeable silent-but-deadly second base?

Should I seek approval from a damsel's father as to allowing her to be in the presence of my flatulence?