With your powers combined I am Captain Planet!
 

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"EARTH!"
"FIRE!"
"WIND!"
"WATER!"
"HEART!"
"Go Planet!"
"By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!"
Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero
He's our powers magnified
And he's fighting on the planet's side
Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero
Gonna help him put asunder
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder
"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"
We're the Planeteers
You can be one too
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do!
Looting and polluting is not the way
Hear what Captain Planet has to say!
"The Power is Yours!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LET3nCX8x0

Yes, it was worth it

Hahaha I was tempted to mess it up. I restrained myself.

Thanks pal, you can go ahead and do so now.

Captain Planet, heee's our hero, gonna take pollution down to zero!

Dear Captain Planet,

You may fix global warming now. Also the Gaza Strip needs some sage wisdom.

Sincerely,
A fan.

P.S. Also please consider cutting the flat top mullet, it isn't the 80's anymore.

No, we don't wonder why at all.

I had the biggest hard-on for Captain Planet from about the ages of 5-9. No joke.

funny, since captain planet is code for child pornography.

Over 10 years later, and I'm still recovering from what that tree-hugging bastard and his gang of teenage cohorts did to me.

I always thought that they should make a live action Captain Planet movie starring Richard Dean Anderson, because for whatever reason I thought that CP and McGuyver were the same person. Probably the mullet. And the pure awesomeness.

Ha! You're right, they look exactly alike!

I remember being high with a friend a few summers ago discussing Captain Planet's racism. The brasilian kid was gay and his superpower was Love. yeah he got la fiesta started.

He was 12, dude!