What to get a girl who has everything?
 

I want to make up for the fact that she paid my 20$ entrance to a club once.

Twenty eight years of age (ok more a woman than a girl), she likes to dress classy, likes chick flicks, is a fan of Roger Federer and drives a black BMW (X3 or X5 I think) or used to do so.

All ideas welcome. serious or not...

What you do get her? Pregnant!

a backdoor man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0EweABcKwI&

an sy album

back door man
 

If that was a joke, either I don't get it or it's very lame.

wikipedia: "In southern culture, the phrase "back-door man" refers to a man having an affair with a married woman, using the back door as an exit before the husband comes home"

I don't think she's married...

good song tho'

I believe that cocaine is the standard gift.

does she have one of these?

that's it!

moustache wax?

a big black record.

A homemade coupon book.

anal beads

sing her a serenade.

seriously, i wouldn't know, since i don't have everything.

maybe... love?

If she already has everything what's the point of getting her something?

a strap-on

The experience of having something stolen?

penicillin?

Just pay her the money back, if it bothers you that much.
Problem solved.

Get her nothing. Don't get her "nothing", the actual nothing. Just give her "something" but have it be.. "nothing".

Dick in a box!

(going off asp's nothing idea)