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wellcharge 02.21.2009 06:57 PM

hair growth for men
 
i'm too young to be going bald, but it's started


what the fuck can i do to slow this process?

ploesj 02.21.2009 07:02 PM

 


just kidding. i dont know, shave your hair off?

al shabbray 02.21.2009 07:05 PM

ass to head transplantation. but straighten it before you do if you dont wanna look like the one on the pic ploesj posted

joe11121 02.21.2009 07:05 PM

What a Billy Corgan thing to do.

I suggest getting a kick ass wig! Or a comb over? Or look online I'm pretty sure there are products that can help you, although the side effects may be terrible.

ploesj 02.21.2009 07:07 PM

well in all seriousness, i heard that you can't really help getting bald. just live with it. maybe you can find a way to rock a combover?

pokkeherrie 02.21.2009 07:21 PM

Cut your balls off.... but be quick! Do it ASAP, there's no time to waste before you go completely bald!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wikipedia
Castration prevents male pattern baldness if it is done before hair is lost; however, castration will not restore hair growth after hair has already been lost.[14] Castration necessarily eliminates the risk of testicular cancer.


Danny Himself 02.21.2009 07:30 PM

Is it hereditary? Sit on the microwave and see if the radiation changes your genes.

ploesj 02.21.2009 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself
Is it hereditary? Sit on the microwave and see if the radiation changes your genes.


maybe it turns around and he gets hair all over then!

Danny Himself 02.21.2009 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ploesj
maybe it turns around and he gets hair all over then!


side effects: AWESOME

Torn Curtain 02.21.2009 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by wellcharge
what the fuck can i do to slow this process?


Minoxidil.

ploesj 02.21.2009 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself
side effects: AWESOME


it would be even better if the hair was GREEN

Danny Himself 02.21.2009 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ploesj
it would be even better if the hair was GREEN


SHIT YEAH

I might even sit on the microwave myself!

themawt71 02.22.2009 12:51 PM

a friend of mine started to go bald in his early 20s. he took propecia and his hair grew back. the only thing tho is you have to take the pills everyday otherwise you are bald again.

_slavo_ 02.22.2009 01:25 PM

I have that kind of a problem, too, and I just turned 28.
but there's nothing I can do about it, I guess.

pokkeherrie 02.22.2009 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_
but there's nothing I can do about it, I guess.

What part of castration didn't you understand? Tell me and I'll be happy to explain it once more. :)



 




 


Quote:

Orchidectomy or surgical castration, is the surgical removal of the testes, which are the organs that produce 95% of the body’s testosterone.

Better_Than_You 02.22.2009 03:37 PM

maybe you should embrace it and just shave all of your head.

beat your body to it so you dont have to feel so depressed about it.

but. thats probably not what you want to do.. so my votes on wig.

This Is Not Here 02.22.2009 05:06 PM

I say shave your head when it gets really bad, but if it's just starting chill out about it, I'm sure it'll stick around for many years to come.

DeadDiscoDildo 02.22.2009 11:20 PM

It could be worse...

Cough stan sitwell cough.

DeadDiscoDildo 02.22.2009 11:21 PM

& my avatar proves you can be bald and a badass and respected at the same time.

It won't turn you into Phil Collins! Unless you already have that vibe. My deepest apologies

hat and bread 02.23.2009 01:30 AM

I had a friend who started going bald in the eighth grade. By the time we graduated high school he was a regular Homer Simpson.

I'm 25 and my hairline has receded quite a bit around my temples. I compensate for whatever hair I lack on the top of my head with a beard on the bottom . It works.


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