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ni'k 02.24.2009 06:16 AM

jobs you could imagine kurt cobain having
 
perfumist

blogger about his cats

member of zwan

owner of noise rock/indie label

smack dealer

rehab tour guide

nirvana ebay bootleg cdr fraudster

wallmart greeter

low level sub pop employee fired for drug abuse and now living in mens shelter

reformed buddhist monk

bus driver and tour guide of seattle grunge tour bus

who?

cobain/moore/mascis noise/improv trio

stay at home dad

failed actor

mental patient

ex member of hole

william burroughs former boyfriend

queer activist

living off royalties from nirvana 2003 indie reformation fad

nicfit 02.24.2009 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ni'k
perfumist


good one

terriblecanyons 02.24.2009 06:21 AM

Gymnast in cirque du soleil

blunderbuss 02.24.2009 06:33 AM

I don't think there's any jobs I could imagine him doing SEEING AS HE'S DEAD!!!

al shabbray 02.24.2009 06:41 AM

thread closed

ni'k 02.24.2009 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by blunderbuss
I don't think there's any jobs I could imagine him doing SEEING AS HE'S DEAD!!!


congratulations you fucking genius

atsonicpark 02.24.2009 06:59 AM

headhunter
hitman
gun trader
pizza maker

Alex's Trip 02.24.2009 07:02 AM

I think he'd be a fan of all this American sushi we've all been eating.

blunderbuss 02.24.2009 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ni'k
congratulations you fucking genius



Okay... draught excluder.

Kinda like this:
 


There may be a prize for the first person to do a decent photoshop and replace the sheep's head with Kurt's.

nicfit 02.24.2009 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by blunderbuss
I don't think there's any jobs I could imagine him doing SEEING AS HE'S DEAD!!!

Fertilizer.

greedrex 02.24.2009 07:26 AM

 

nicfit 02.24.2009 07:36 AM

happier one:
 

phoenix 02.24.2009 07:37 AM

this thread is too kittyradio.

greedrex 02.24.2009 07:37 AM

mmm, that's Brad Pitt, nic.

nicfit 02.24.2009 07:44 AM

noh, but looks similar indeed.
 

SYRFox 02.24.2009 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ni'k
congratulations you fucking genius

ahahahah

✌➬ 02.24.2009 10:45 AM

Janitor.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 02.24.2009 01:57 PM

Weekend at Bernie's III.

blunderbuss 02.24.2009 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by greedrex
 

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit
 


Oh man, they're both outrageously kick-ass!

floatingslowly 02.24.2009 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit
Fertilizer.


HOLY MIND MELD.

that was my answer.

:(


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