Check THIS shit out
 

Hmm...literal thread title. I'll allow it.

:rolleyes:

I've been averaging Number 2s and 1s for a long time now.

For the love of God, noisereductions, don't add a poll. Please please please don't add a poll.

Add a poll.

A cookie dough poll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dVYq1ALgyo

Are these stools specific to the Bristol area?

normally i do type 3s, sometimes a 4, and the occasional 6 (often on a monday), but just now i laid a bowl full of type 5s. i've got a bit of a tummy ache and might have to dash back.

4 and 3 most often but 7 after Mexican food

The number two probably brings the most joy when finally passed, although explaining the teeth marks on the toilet door knob afterwards can prove a wee bit embarrassing.

i've been ill this week and didn't take a crap on either tuesday or wednesday, so yesterday i laid out what must have been 3 feet of smooth brown cable, and i'm talking like those 2 inch thick industrial cables. it slid right out, clean as a whistle.

I just dropped, what I'd rank, some serious level 1.5s and I cannot sit the same now =\

isn't bristol one of that chick who was going to be vice president's daughter?

this thread is the shit.

A library of poop.

Wouldn't surprise me

It's from an academic study that took place at the University of Bristol in '97. Here, for the scatologically inclined*. So, London, you can keep your piddling dome, synagogues and whelks, we made a stool chart.

*Officially the first time I've used that word in a non-euphemistic sense.

All cities find their true worth I suppose.