Oi, Londoners
 

I'll be visiting this summer
Going for a couple of Michael Jackson shows

Let's party

You're coming to London to watch a couple of Michael Jackson concerts? That's what i call commitment.

Come to Liverpool instead, you can buy me dinner.

That's what I call Mr Moneybags.

I think I'm washing my hair that night.

I'm jealous. I would suck any amount of dick to get into a Michael Jackson concert.

my friend said she would buy me a ticket just so i would go, i find michael jackson really creepy, i don't want to go but if they buy me a ticket i'll have to, who knows who could be a weird enough to be worthwhile

Do itttt!
We'll get shitfaced

I'm only going cause my friend is paying for everything
She's obsessed with Michael

You're too old. That boat sailed when you hit puberty.

Fixed.

Hahaha.