i saw comet gain last night
 

it was one of the best shows i have ever been to. i don't understand why people don't talk about them more on here.

here's some tips from uhler that have nothing to do with the show. guys: wear more fred perry polos if you want to get laid. works for me every time. guys (and girls): don't go down on smelly vagina. it'll leave a bad aftertaste and it'll give you a sore throat.

You couldn't pay me enough money to wear a polo shirt.