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The employment rate is fairly high in my country.. and I actually haven't had a "real" job in about 4 months.

So it's time to try for something new.

Suggestions please?

I'd like to become one of those guys who goes around the world visiting beautiful countries and then get back home to write some articles+pics or something reporting about their travels and get paid for that.

^^^^

Perhaps this could be a good idea for you too?

what about driving a hearse for a living?
or cutting off the heads of fish after they've been caught?
or being the pesron who decides on how urinal cakes should smell?

Now that's thinking a bit too high.

inventor is a great job.

learn how to astral project and invent a pulley operator shot dispenser.

I like ???????????????? You have an incredible amount of options there.

I hope that one day in my life I can tell an anecdote about the time I met the guy who did this. I would be sooooo happy.

California unemployment rate this year has reached 10.1% and is on the rise.

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-f...,3811550.story

I'm waiting for a call back to set up an interview to work at an American Apparel.

EDIT: nevermind, interview got cancelled. position already filled.

projectionist can actually be kinda hard, especially if its in a multiplex. you spend half your day running around between screens.

profesional namer - you just think of names for new products. that would be a good job.

"How about 'wankalar'?"

"We've been through this several times now Mr Glice, the product name MAY NOT feature the word 'wank'."

"Ok. How about Wankstickywankwank?"

you have a rigger's license?

chicken sexer

i don't think that kind of pornography is allowed in countries other than holland

there's a solution to every problem:
http://www.ind.nl/EN/verblijfwijzer/

Vendor of fine hats, young males division.

slot machine?

Employment is actually high in your country? Wow, we have resession here, may be a depression within the next while.

Daytime prostitute? We don't have many of them in Australia.

oh damn, I meant to type unemployment : /