The Diss in popular music
 

Can't go wrong with it. Y'know, don't get on the wrong side of Roxanne, 'cos she'll clearly flay you.

And, er, Frankee.

Dissing the Pumkins nearly redeems Pavement. Nearly, but not quite. So yeah. Let's have some musical disses.

As in Lady Gaga sucks? Because she does!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvRc7pwnt0U

No Vaseline, one of the best diss tracks ever. No subtlety, no restraint, just insult after insult.

I Killed Christgau With My Big Fucking Dick.

Eazy-E dissing Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYc0Xt8Pcjw

Ice Cube dissing Cypress Hill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB0hRb_C9AI

Cypress Hill dissing Ice Cube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_godvzfz0g

Haha you only weigh 60 pounds when yous wearing boots nigga

Jay-Z basically dissing the Gallaghers by playing Wonderwall at Glastonbury was pretty awesome, cause I hate Oasis.

Fucking hell

Mo'

No, you div. Put that in musical form and we're talking. Although, to be honest, I expect Lady Gaga is probably better than whatever divvy cack you'd come up with.

at the very least, lady gaga is kind of like an electro-glam-pop-pap spinal tap.

I love Lady Gaga.

Right, good, I'm not that fussed by Lady Gaga yet, but I'm sure she'll put out a single I like eventually.

Back to the diss - MES in incomprehensible rant shocker.

THIS!

Ecstatic midgets.. ouch.

I need a cold shower I think

It should be noted that it's likely Herr Rail likes this song mainly because it mentions bacon butties.