"no We Can't!"
 

....meet obama!

yes, mr. obama decided to cancel his appointment to meet (and award) my child (and his school). this had been scheduled a month in advance.

the reason?

an honorary degree from the university of arizona!1!!one!
!11!

go obama!!!

eat a bag of dicks motherfucker.

fucking caps.

its ok, yours is just one of a thousand smashed dreams today.

oh, also?

mr. and. mrs. senator decided to relegate to honor to aides.

disappointed? you betcha. ;)

shocked? not so much.


I'm not so fucking self-important that I think that THE MOST IMPORTANT MAN IN THE WORLD might not have something MORE IMPORTANT than to meet with children, but I keep my appointments. especially if said people traveled distance to meet me (irregardless of self-serving matters). I expect others to do the same. when you don't, I write you off.

this is my rant and I'm stickin' to it.
:mad: :mad:


ps: @ jon boy: TWO WONGS MAKE A WHITE <--- best porno I ever saw.. true story.'

psps: thank you, negra modelo.

pspsps: thank fuck, nobody reads my shit. gives me time to edit.

aww thats shitty.

on the brightside though... at least the sentiment was there.

sentiments are for people who don't really give a fuck.

I'm calling bullshit on everything.

best porno i ever saw: 'czech mating' a hardcore romp set around an international chess match in prague. quality

that sucks :(

write a letter to oprah or something. I hear she fixes things for other people to make her life more fulfilled.

i don't believe there was sentiment or intent. all i know is there a bunch of devastated children.

haha phoenix.

fo reals. she'd probably give you a new car and house too. I say do it.

i wish! you know oprah is totally up obama's ass.

exactly. make a video. and cry really badly. and draw sad faces on the letter. she has money to burn and much guilt for having it. mwahaha.

I love you.


I love you more.



it's people LIEK TEH SONIIK YOOF FAN KRUB that make me think the world might not end up like MAD FUCKING MAX.

then, I think about feenix living in oxtrailya and I remember that two man enter, one man leave.

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIE.

KFOR NEWS CHANEL $:"drunkarexia: starve by day; drink all night."

o, sweet jesus, living in the stars above the world, blow this planet to fucking smithereens.

"gunshots heard in the 1200 block of Rifle Range Road"

It's so wrong, but I wouldn't mind the world being like that(mad max, random industrial apocalyptic disaster... NON nuclear). I'd totally survive. pew pew.

floating slowly doesnt get out much and might be drunk.

^^^ just because the last 6 pack I bought was on 12/30/08 and there's four left, doesn't mean I can't handle my shit.


as would I, my friend.

I expect that my tribe of captured women and yr tribe of captured women would star in dubbaya dubbaya eye vee.

lets fuck up some germinz 'n japanese yakuza. stabby stab stab.

Oh DO! right the letter to Oprah with a picture of your child with an EXTREMELY! sad face.....It has to work.

Assassination sounds like the only option to me. You don't want your kids growing up knowing their dad was willing to accept that kind of shit?

Either that or write a stiff letter of complaint to the local paper.