who doesn't masturbate
 

Don't lie.

never constantly not

people with no fingers

or genetalia

That's not true. People without fingers/hands/arms just need to get a bit more flexible.

Or poke a couch.

See, it's funny..

I've been lead to believe girls don't masturbate, and girls I've dated have said things like it's "disgusting" or "doesn't feel good".

Then, after a while, they all admit to masturbating. This one chick I dated masturbated 3-4 times a day, while driving, etc. The chick I'm with now-- even as her best friend for years -- said she doesn't do it. Then, every time I ask her if she's done it recently she's like "Yeah a few weeks ago." Jesus.

I'm sure there are people who don't, but it's probably close to 99.99% for males and 99% for females. Probably some people who are married/active, also, but they cheat.

Yeah exactly, they all say that and you have to dig it out of them. But really, it's just natural. Pretty much everybody needs to. One of my friends said her record was 13 times in 1 day, and my ex says she's done it since she was 6 years old.

Nobody in Asia masturbates. They either get a girl or become a successful businessman.

wow. I've only been doing it for......uh....I can't recall (yeah it's been that long)

I used to do it once a day....probably 4 times a week now (and only at night.....or the morning depending on horniness). God I need a girlfriend.

I started masturbating when I was 4 years old...

holy shit. Theres no way a guy could do that, atleast not me.

I used to masturbate at least 8 or 9 times a day....

women....
I do it a few times and it feels like im getting kicked in the balls...

I barely do, and not at all if I'm with someone. That's when one-night stands come in handy

I choke da chicken with varying frequency.

its more of a bald eagle now, wouldn't you say?:D

Notice how it's all guys who are writing here?

Basically proves the point how girls do it but never say.

yes.
because is so ewww, yucky, gross.
Bleeding out of you vagina into a rag is gross.:(

How do you masturbate?