How the Fuck Am I Going to Pay For Grad School?
 

a) Start Robbing Motherfuckers?





b) Dealing Hard Drugs?





c) Insurance Fraud





d) Sue Somebody?

e) Divine Intervention

Take a loan!

Live in debt forever!

I'm currently in a similar predicament. Luckily, I reckon I could make quite a bit of money on ebay with records that I've not listened to for yonks and no longer like/ want. That should take me up to about £3.40...

I intend to move to a third world country and take on a salary between $400-1200 (3000-9000 birr) US a month, and nearly all of that will be needed to cover my own expenses, so I believe paying back tens of thousands of dollars of debt will be fucking impossible.. no loans, they limit i-man ability to be travel ready, and in Rastafari travel-ready is an absolute must.

Why do you want to go to Grad School?
To impress people, to make money (later), or for another reason?

No, to do the important works. My little bachelor's degree doesn't add up to much any more, many Ethiopians have a few of them, and even if I don't make it that far, I need the MA even MORE here in Los Angeles then in Ethio..

Its all part of a vision. Emperor Haile Selassie was about big things.

What works, may I ask?

see if you can get sponsorship from a local authority. they often have money put aside to help students.

I'm not sure what you mean by local authority, but I have been looking into local scholarships and grants, the state is too broke to give out the legendary CAL Grants anymore, but they used to practically pay the whole way like a free ride but way way way too many people get years worth of these grants but never finish the school, essentially wasting the investment with no return. Truthfully I don't want any of the shitstem's money anyways, which is why I payed for my BA on my own with out any govt loans/grants/funding.

start robbing mo fugs.

It's gonna have to be robbery then.

but to get that kind of money I might have to rob, shit.. at least 200 people.





what would Jesus do?

or one really wealthy one. As you said yourself, its about 'big things'.

seen.



or

jesus would tell you to go get government grants posing as an albino black guy, full scholarship!

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Money-Fast
Ha.

jack those motherfuckers for their nissan trucks.

right in the drive through.

whatever you do, make sure you get the opportunity to shout 'Attica' to the tv cameras.

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