Happy birthday MellySingsDoom!
 

He's a nice fellow.

Indeed.

Happy birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELLY I LOVE YOU



MellySingsDoom says:
This is completely irrelevant, but I wonder how Billy Mays would market "The Eternal"

HABEEB IT! says:
HI! BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SONIC YOUTH
ARE YOU FEELING DEPRESSED
LIKE YOU HAVE NO PURPOSE IN LIFE.
WELL DO I EVER HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU
IT'S CALLED THE ETERNAL.

MellySingsDoom says:
Haahhahahahahahhaaa

HABEEB IT! says:
IT CAN MAKE YOU DANCE
IT CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ON DRUGS
IT CAN EVEN WASH YOUR LAUNDRY.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE
CALL NOW, AND I'LL THROW IN A FREE TUB OF OXI CLEAN.
A $40 DOLLAR VALUE
ALL FOR JUST $19.95
CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN.

MellySingsDoom says:
*claps*

motherfucker, come get your birthday turkey. if you don't it'll get all cold
and eaten.

happy birthday melly! enjoy your day :)

Melly Kicks Ass! If doom is what he sings, then it's a birthday song we should all join in on.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday

Hey happy birthday... Cumpleaños Feliz. you have a nice day =)

happy birthday Sasha

Happy Bday me love! I hope your day is a very special one. You deserve the very best. Hope you get everything you want and more. Including some good wine, cheese and bummin action.

appy irthday ou reat ellow.

ip ip ooray!

Bappy Hirthday

Melly



I hope you have a very nice day. :)

hip hip hooray!

Have a great day Melly. Hope to see you soon.