Pipe makin help
 

Yeah I need some help makin a soda can pipe.. I usually dont make them but I've got no wraps or papers.... and I traded my bong for Weezy tickets.

Haha I would just look it up but my parents can get weird about internet searches, my computer is down at the moment.
So a link, or maybe some other easy pipes I can make that don't suck too much..
Thanks again fellow potheads.

I really want to get stoned and watch el topo... come on help me out guys...

what the fuck do you want inhaling aluminum vapor. you never heard of pyrex?

or if you're desperate, use a fucking apple, for fuck's sake.

aluminium = alzeheimer's

I really just need instructions... XD
I just want to get high.
I've never been much of a macguyver smoker

avoid fucking soda cans, son.

google apples.

all you need is a decent paring knife.

plastic bottles are easier than cans, but you still need a bowl.

I thnik its funny that your parents get 'weird' about internet searches but you don't think they'll notice the smell.................

1. put soda can on its side
2. poke holes in the side opposite its opening.
3. kinda dent in where you poked holes. this will serve as your bowl.
4. put weed over holes.
5. light weed and inhale through the opening you drink out of.
6. buy a fucking glass pipe.

Haha alright.
Can you post a link though?
I'm on my mom's computer and if she sees it on her precious google search history she'll flip shit

I can eliminate that quite easily

##*^@^% I've never used an apple, what are you meant to use for a bowl there? I just googled and found tinfoil.. surely almost just as bad as using a can in teh first place.

but.. same with plastic bottles and all the awful cancer causing chemicals in those..

nothing is safe. except yes maybe pyrex, or ceramic. safe-er

Haha thanks. I had one of those but I traded it.. while high.. for more weed, and then had nothing to smoke it out of

if yr parents have ever smoked and you do it in their house, they will probably know even if you try to cover it up.

just go and buy a bong. it's like, $10 ffs.

Nope they are both pretty lame.. plus I do it in the backyard, where no one ever goes because there is nothing back there but a broken bench and dead grass

in desperation? stainless steel wire mesh like the one you find inside a kitchen faucet-- or a quality colander (williams & sodoma)

regarding its constituent elements, iron never killed anyone (except as a blade or blunt instrument), and chromium is good for your blood sugar.

anyway, we shouldn't be encouraging minors to get grounded for life... the smell vs. internet search comment = hilarious.

Bible paper and a cough drop to stick it together.

just erase her history, homes. and get a proper bong! :P

lol, parents are really good at noticing the smell. at least parents my age who grew up doin' it themselves. i mean, i threw a hoodie i smoked in into the hamper (loooong after i'd been high, too) and my mom knew right away. hahaha.

Why don't you put your time and energy into something meaningful instead?

not sure where you're going with that, but for occasions like these there is a spanish saying which talks about something like "asking the elm for pears" or "demanding pears from the elm".