i am so hi on cocaine right now
 

my face is melting.

get the fuck off drugs and get a life.

HIGH, HOW ARE YOU?


ISN'T IT A LITTLE EARLY IN THE MORNING TO BE GETTING HELLO?

did other parts melt off earlier?

Where did you get that blank expression on your face?
(i believe those words were from the specials)

wait until ur mind turns into a fine gelatinous ball of pepper.

I'm having a tuna sandwich and it makes me feel jolly happy.

who goes to bed anymore.

I do. it makes a man healthy, wealthy and ready to post stupid shit on the internet.

if it didn't require a catheter, I'd sleep the rest of my life away.

ur a MAN?! what in the fuck is this shit?!?!

I knew that finding a guy who was into the raveonettes was too good to be true!

^ thats what im talkin about. i only go to bed to fuck.
hey-oh!


what is this sleep you speak of? don't you just power down like a normal bot?

when i think of zombie robot i touch myself

good - gooood. (im saying that the way the emperor does in SW)
if u were daveisdead my video game moniker would do the same for u.

touche'.

and by that, I mean, I think dave's touching himself.

all I ever wanted was to be a real boy.

floating slowly and family:

there is no space in floatingslowly or spacerock. how many times do I have to say this?

also....

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translation: i luv it when u talk dirty.

I saw a film where she had sex with some multi-tentacled thing and then gave birth to a mutant baby almost instantly afterwards. Honestly one of the best things I've ever seen in my life.