Does CAT scan contrast taste nastaaaaay?
 

i think i'm getting the drink kind, not the intraveinous or intrabooty sort. what does this shit taste like anyway?

pardon?

shrimp-flavored, I'd assume. are you allergic to shellfish? (no, really).

I don't understand a single word of what you are talking about...

ARE YOU DENSE ???

it's perfectly clear to me, watson.

the dear lady requires contrast. contrast is an iodinated substance derived from shellfish.

now, if you please, off to the lab with you to fetch my needles.

y'all ain't familiar with them CAT scanzzzzz? there's this liquid you drink so yr insides show up betta.

edit: yeahhh, floats! that. does it really taste like shrimp?

actually, it depends on what you are having scanned. if it's yr gut, yr getting barium. that, I would assume, tastes like radioactive chalk.

I see. Well never having the pleasure of being scanned by felines, I'll defer to floaty or others.

I'm not a radiologist, but I did work at a holiday inn once.

Is there a complimentary wine?

it tastes like extremely bitter tonic water mixed with pepto bismol and a hint of your puke after the worst drinking bender of your life

i had that shit injected into my shoulder and my wrist. it felt like mr. t was trying to separate my hand from my arm.

If you're getting the drinking kind, I'm so sorry. It tastes like chalky nastiness with the consistency of pepto bismol mixed with playdough. Ask for the IV, it makes your genitals warm and fuzzy.

I will be going to school for radiology.

Also:

It's fucking vile. I threw up several times when I had to drink it. I'd strongly advise against it.

Lol cats never get old