So I just sent a fucking death threat...
 

HA! only in Los Angeles I tell you..

I just called somebody's celly and I woofed a bunch of shit like:

"Don't be talking shit motherfucker.. blah blah.. fuck you you bitch.. woof woof.." and then concluded it by saying, "I'm gonna kill you and your fucking family."

but it was the wrong number! The dude called me back but I'm a pussyclott ass so I didn't answer and he left me a fucking voicemail laughing at my mistake (yes, i actually called unblocked) and he told me to try again next time, ending it "peace and love" to rebut against my "i'm gonna kill you and your family." Holy fuck.

only in LA I swear what a fucking retard!

He also sent a text reply saying "You should check the number you dial before you call running your grill looking foolish, especially since you got the wrong number!"

ONLY IN FUCKING L.A.

(brb calling the right number)

you lie

good, get it right next time. imagine if I was some like, shiggity shat legit white dude? I would have been like, "jesus martha, oh mercy me! call the police immediately! We have his number, oh golly, this is terrible!"

I just submitted a fucking parody thread.

Somebody arrest me.

Haha.

The parody thread that works!