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demonrail666 08.30.2009 02:32 PM

if all animals had the same level of strength, which species would win in a war?
 
out of interest

sarramkrop 08.30.2009 02:35 PM

Pigs. I am not even joking.

demonrail666 08.30.2009 02:37 PM

its gonna have to be something quick and seriously fucked up personality wise. cats?

godsfavoritedog 08.30.2009 02:37 PM

Dolphins

demonrail666 08.30.2009 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by godsfavoritedog
Dolphins


they'd rule the seas maybe, but they'd be rubbish in a land war.

godsfavoritedog 08.30.2009 02:39 PM

Good point.

godsfavoritedog 08.30.2009 02:41 PM

Wolverines? Those bastards are nasty.

EVOLghost 08.30.2009 02:42 PM

Crows....easy.

demonrail666 08.30.2009 02:44 PM

crows is a good one actually

sarramkrop 08.30.2009 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
crows is a good one actually


Crows are much more peaceful birds that it might seem.

demonrail666 08.30.2009 02:46 PM

it might be better just to do it in terms of land animals

automatic bzooty 08.30.2009 02:48 PM

marmosets obviously.

sonicpixie 08.30.2009 02:48 PM

weasely weasels

Anngella 08.30.2009 02:49 PM

Hyenas or cats.

demonrail666 08.30.2009 02:50 PM

rats

Anngella 08.30.2009 02:51 PM

Actually, if "winning" just means surviving, then waterbears would win.

demonrail666 08.30.2009 02:52 PM

why would a waterbear win out over say an alligator?

sarramkrop 08.30.2009 02:55 PM

Rats is a good one. Cats is an easy option because they are more prone to show how aggressive they can be, even though deep down they aren't the smartest of animals. Pigs and rats are quite systematic, kind of rational sort of creatures, and only attack if necessary. I thought about foxes too, but they don't do very well in broad daylight.

demonrail666 08.30.2009 02:56 PM

we're forgeting the human of course.

sonicpixie 08.30.2009 02:59 PM

oh yeah.. and we've already won so no question really. what about between insects? i think that would have to be centipedes theyz nasty bastards


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