Sometimes I Just Gotta Jerk Off
 

My nuts are a pressure cooker
My lymph nodes are swollen laughter
Canker sores in traffic
Sponge bath his habits

Sometimes, I just gotta watch her
Jerk off my mentor

Uh. Ah. AAAAHHHHH.

Ooh. AHH. Uuuuuhhhh.

My heart is a horseplay lawyer
My mind is a muffler
Pussy exhaust not whooping cough
Mating season not cock teasing

I hear he retired to
An iron lung in Florida

I hear he retired two
Crabby employers

Worst poem I've ever read. But still more interesting than Longfellow.

Poem?

Yeah, poem. Or song. Whatever the hell this weird thing is ^

It is very important that a woman breastfeeds the assembly line.

Cuz our product sells to this cesspool generation.

^ funny

all i know is that topic, best one ever. Never wanted to know what was on the inside of a post before

its a line from arab on radar's "my mind is a muffler". Yaweh or the highway is a great abrasive record, i need to get some more stuff by them.

Allright. Never heard of it.

Very Gang of Fourish.
Hayden, we should start a band named Tittyfukk and Butsecks.

Ah good ol' Arab on Radar. I haven't listened to them in a while

Can I be in it?

I'll play the accordian.

Schizo is in.