gifts you never want from your honey
 

Seeing a guy here at work sporting a bluetooth his wife got him, it occurs to me--maybe I need to start a list of gifts for mrs gmku never to buy me.

Top of the list--no bluetooths, honey.

2. No cellphone belt clips.

No more stuffed animals. I didn't mind them at first (She even found a really cool R2-D2 one for me at a Goodwill), but over our relationship she's given me too many, especially since I'm not really a stuffed animal kind of guy (Then again, which guy is?), but yet I have them all around my bed so she doesn't feel bad.

Just one of those crazy things I love about her though, in a weird way.

~Jeremy~

Jeremy, that's just weird.

Thought of another one: No subscriptions to anything-of-the-month clubs. No beers of the month, no wines of the month, etc. The selections are almost always lame.

no music that represents her tastes. No dvd of the Joy Luck Club

a high end chees of the month club woudl be very welcome in casa instigator.

Clark: "It's up to one-year subscription in the Jelly of the Month club"
Eddy: "Clark, that's the gift that keeps on givin' the whole year"
Clark: "That it is, Edward. That it is indeed."

The AIDS.

the gift that keeps on giving.

i was gonn say the dick burn.

Do NOT drag my thread into the gutter, ya bunch of sex perverts.

I used to not want clothing from my lady but she has picked some choice shit lately!

A jar of honey?

for real though he always buys me good shit, i have a drawer full of panties and a drawer full of jewelry to show for it

a fuckin gilet.
who fuckin' wears gilets?
I prefer hoodies.
and shirts.
fuck it.

avoid gifts that may suggest that your significant other needs to change something about himself/herself, such as exercise clothes or gym equipment, which may say that he/she doesn’t look good enough as he/she is. we bitches dont like that.

Weird only scratches the surface, since the seven stuffed animals clinging around my room cover the rest.

~Jeremy~

Why don't you get rid of them? Then come home one night with her and go, "Oh my God, I've been robbed--they took all my stuffed animals." I know I would.

For the love of god... no more manga.

i would never buy my 'man' a stuffed animal and i wouldn't want one either. (unless it was like a kermit the frog wearin a SY button or smthn) :rolleyes:
i never understood why girls do that.

the only stuffed animals i have are a snoopy which i bought myself and one of these from when i was wayyyyy little




i don't even have my fucking kermit anymore because my niece decided to steal it from me! :mad: