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atsonicpark 10.06.2009 07:08 AM

went on a date last night (foot fetish thread)
 
Okay, so I went out with this chick last night, since me and my girlfriend of 7 years is on a "break"/"Vacation from each other", whatever that means, and she urged me to see other people and so on, because she's going to apparently "see other people". Long story. So, naturally, I picked a girl who looks pretty damn close to her (short hair, brunette, vaguely French-canadian weird face, short, well endowed, cute baby fat), and is interested in a lot of the same shit, and we had a good time, you know, whatever. I'd known her for years but we'd never really hung out before.

Anyway, at one point, I noticed how cool her shoes were (they were, like, black and white but designed like a flannel shirt) and she took them off and was like "Feel how soft they are!" I felt the inside and it felt like rabbit's fur (it wasn't). Anyway, I must have felt them/admired them too long because she started giggling and I said "What?" And she's like "You like my shoes that much?" and I was like "Oh.. um.. oh..", sort of embarassed but goodnatured. I handed them back to her and I noticed she had the most beautiful feet I had ever seen.

So, naturally, I said, "Oh.. uh.. yeah.. your shoes are cool.. haha.. I kinda have a foot fetish, actually.. uhhh.." and she said, "Really? That's awesome!" And I'm like, "Oh? Really? You don't think that's weird? Because most girls I've been with seem to find it a little strange, and one of my good friends calls me 'Tarantino'..." Haha. And she said, "No! That's so cool!" And I think I fell in love.

With her feet.

phoenix 10.06.2009 07:10 AM

update when you've jizzed on her toes.

nicfit 10.06.2009 07:11 AM

SAW?

atsonicpark 10.06.2009 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
update when you've jizzed on her toes.


I will make a new thread, "So my girlfriend just shoved her feet up my butt..."

!@#$%! 10.06.2009 07:13 AM

bizarre coincidence but this weekend, at a party, a woman asked me to photograph her feet (true story). i took a few pictures.

the thing is, i am not crazy about feet at all, but i do have a thing for certain women's voices. they can drive me nuts with desire. feet, whatever.

anyway the thing is maybe you could make a video starring her feet. not for mass consumption but private contemplation, unless of course she demands you go on youtube with it.

atsonicpark 10.06.2009 07:15 AM

haha.

Well, I like boots, and I like knee high socks but you know, I think everyone does. I think it takes a special someone to truely appreciate feet.

My last girlfriend, I regularly gave her hour long foot massages. I clipped her toenails, painted them, washed them, moistured them, sucked on them. Haha. She was just like, "Hmmm!" and listened to music. It was... I miss that.

atsonicpark 10.06.2009 07:21 AM

Foot fetishism, foot partialism, foot worship, or podophilia is a pronounced sexual interest in feet.[1] It is the most common form of sexual preference for otherwise non-sexual objects or body parts.

phoenix 10.06.2009 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
I will make a new thread, "So my girlfriend just shoved her feet up my butt..."



haha!

my boyfriend likes sucking on my feet/toes but I only let him sometimes. It tickles way too much, and I have a tickle phobia, I cry. seriously. :( I feel bad for that, but god damn.

!@#$%! 10.06.2009 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Foot fetishism, foot partialism, foot worship, or podophilia is a pronounced sexual interest in feet.[1] It is the most common form of sexual preference for otherwise non-sexual objects or body parts.



wikipedia claming that feet are "otherwise non-sexual"

how is that?

you see them all the time when you put her legs up on your shoulders-- they are right there, in your hands, right on your face during 69-- how on earth are they not sexual? they are taking part in sex all the time!

atsonicpark 10.06.2009 07:26 AM

On a girl, they are like whiskers on a cat, and can be her most important asset.

viewtiful_alan 10.06.2009 07:29 AM

Glen or Glenda ftw

atsonicpark 10.06.2009 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
anyway the thing is maybe you could make a video starring her feet.


That's fucking brilliant.

I will do that. I am currently coming up with ideas for my 4th film, tentatively titled plug, which is about a guy who becomes obsessed with the idea of cords plugging into sockets on walls, and I could probably definitely put a good 3 minute scene of her feet in the middle with beautiful music playing..

atsonicpark 10.06.2009 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by viewtiful_alan
Glen or Glenda ftw


WOW! Very good! I actually almost completely quoted that scene "I must have admired it too long because..."

nicfit 10.06.2009 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
right on your face during 69--


 

phoenix 10.06.2009 07:32 AM

*snort*

atsonicpark 10.06.2009 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by viewtiful_alan
Glen or Glenda ftw


Actually, lemme add to that, I think me and Ed Wood have a lot in common, on many levels. I've always felt like I'm somehow spiritually linked with him, in some way... for example, I like to wear women's clothing, and he was also the fastest typer in his school.

I actually own every movie Ed Wood's ever been involved in, and I really enjoy all of them.

!@#$%! 10.06.2009 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by nicfit
 



ha ha ha ha haaa

with the knees bent!

nicfit 10.06.2009 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
ha ha ha ha haaa

with the knees bent!


better.
I still think something else should be "right on your face", but I get what you mean :D!
you freaky apeman.

nicfit 10.06.2009 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli
all girls like to take pictures of their feet at some point of their lives. ist like a phase or smth.


this is so true.
At least, with girls I know knew knaouw.

!@#$%! 10.06.2009 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by nicfit
better.
I still think something else should be "right on your face", but I get what you mean :D!
you freaky apeman.



ha ha ha-- i was just making the point, you know, the feet are not some faraway land!


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