BEYONCE' or SHAKIRA? Quien es mas sexy?
 

allright the choice runs between the

BEYONCE - SINGLE LADIES video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVEGfH4s5g


and

SHAKIRA - SHE WOLF/LOBA video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aEW_Z5Va5s

watch and vote.

thats a weird spastic dance she does but WHAT ASS AND LEGS!

the cage thing is a turnoff tho---

BEYONCE'S HIPS FTW

I got jungle fever Rob.. I haven't even seen any of these videos and I vote for Beyonce ;)

Beyonce without a doubt. She looks amazing and she has talent. I like some Shakira songs, but she's not all that physically.

they both dance cri-zazy though!

!@#$! likes his ladies uncaged and unfettered

ha ha haa haaa haaa

The music under the main beat and shutter snaps on the Beyonce song sounds like an NES having a heart attack. Fucking annoying.

The Shakira song is straight-up electro and quite nice and her vocabulary is much better.

roberta, for a caged homo, you have no standards.

can't believe Beyonce has more votes.

just the one part at 1:20 where shakira is slowly pulling her ass off the floor is sexier than the entire beyonce video.

now, if we're doing the music, its kind of a toss-up, because Single Ladies is probably as close to Black Dice as Beyonce is gonna get. i love it. but parts of it are kinda weak, and I think the Shakira chorus and the first couple verses are great.

just the visuals of the videos [not accounting for sexiness]: the beyonce vid is kinda boring/plain.... the shakira one is way more fun, and i love that first part of the set with the glittery cave thing.

summary:
Sexy: Shakira
Song: tie [maybe slight nod to Beyonce}
Video: Shakira

Shakira por la victoria.

sarah palin

OH, SO THAT'S WHY IT SUCKS!

...Kidding (well, sorta: Black Dice are TERRIBLE), Single Ladies is a good song. Don't find either one of those girls attractive though.

You're fuckin' high. I know you're into girls that look like little boys but dood....I mean....nothing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikTxfIDYx6Q

Beyonce.

true mang. I mean. I was gonna vote beyonce...but I just watched the vids and MAN! Shakira is whey fuckin' hot. I dont' remember her being so fucking hot.

A nice ass is a dime a dozen. Their faces are both gross.

When I was twelve I lit about 10 acres of the woods on fire in West Walpole, Ma. It was fucking awesome.

what is this an article for Spin? We're talking about ass here, not music Jesus!

You guys do realize that Bob Dylan is Batman and the Joker combined, right?

oh, jokerman.