where the fuck is flotz?
 

that is all.

He's spending the night at my place for some 'just friends' cuddling.

recovering in the hospital. girlgun beat him up over the head with a bottle of gin last weekend. gg claims she has no memory of it, and flotz hasn't pressed charges, but there are witnesses.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXiFJS9D5A

Great I hardly post for a week, and now you're cuddling with someone else. See if I care when you cry on my shoulder next time.

Bro, you're still my go-to for a power bottom.

You better.

He'll be back....right now he's just Floating Slowly...


(someone had to say it)

I miss him, too. My ass gets too supple without his hand to callous it.

he's in warlock forest. stabbing/killing shit.

If by 'warlock forest' you mean 'at the deli picking up a bacon egg and cheese for me.'

now i'm hungry for a warlock on rye

They retired + replaced him.
Ask girlgun about his improved v2.0 abilities.

there is no Warlock Forest.

there is only The Inevitable City, Tzeentch the Changer of the Ways and a Chosen that goes by the name of Supercoven.

I hope this helps!

:)

<3u

All that does is confuse everyone about our sex life.

Taking bong rips and playing Guitar Hero.

He was over for dinner last night.
He was DELICIOUS.

you're a sick fuck.

i like it.

good. then you won't be so hurt when I say you're over for dinner next. :)