The slag off a writer thread
 

Adorno: Fuck off, you mimsy little shite. Nobody likes you, and your compositions are shit. Prick.

Your turn.

paul auster - not everyone is a widowed writer

Jan Muir: people saying that you're a homophobic cunt is not because they didn't read the article, or because they want to impinge upon your freedom of speech, or because of liberal knee-jerk reactions. It's because you're a vile homophobic cunt.

Anne Rice your fucking overwrought prose and superfluously florid words suck any life that your stories may have you fucking tired old bitch.

TS Eliot - Yes, you're fucking amazing; no, I don't need to read every solitary piece of writing ever to appreciate it, you self-involved wanker.

Ezra Pound: 反ユダヤ主義者は出ていく ....Translate that, you asshole.

Speculative realists: Total pap.

I assume you're putting an exemption clause on the above for Quentin Meillassoux?

Gertrude Stein.

You ugly.

On some of his points. I don't understand how his denial of all logical laws except for the principle of non-contradiction doesn't undermine his whole argument.

Germaine Greer - you wrote some stuff. A MILLION YEARS AGO. Fuck off.

John Knowles--congratulations on writing a piece of shit that even gets
slagged off on The Simpsons because it sucks that bad.

Joseph Heller--not every paragraph has to consist of 70 individual lines
you dead asshole. Even Charles Dickens would have told you to edit.

They did? I fucking hated A Separate Piece.

Yeah, the episode where Homer's mother returns after decades away...she
and Lisa have the following conversation.

Grandma Simpson: Although I hardly consider A Separate Peace the ninth grade level.

Lisa Simpson: Yeah, more like preschool.

Grandma Simpson: I hate John Knowles.

Lisa Simpson: Me too.

don delillo - writing abstract philosophical points and calling it dialogue doesn't make you a great novelist; it makes you a pretentious cunt who can't write dialogue.

Yo. Arthur Miller. You just straight up SUCK. The Crucible is the single dullest thing I've ever been repeatedly subjected to.

yr wife's a total babe though.

i tried to read that book the darma burns by william burrows and it was a whole heepa junkie

Jack Kerouac--so many of my favorite artistic people like you, if not flat
out adore you. Yet I read "On the Road" and wanted to stick chalk in my eyes.. I cannot reconcile this.

who he?