What's Going On?
 

Update me.

There has been an economic crisis (again).
James Cameron has released a new movie.
etc..

sadly
sadly

There are moving pictures now? WHOA.

Atrophy, a trophy.

I don't get it.

***Edit: I do hope text conveyed my cleverly veiled, pithy sarcasm.
****Note on Edit: I am deeply saddened and personally ashamed that I felt the need to footnote this post.

It's 2010!

That really is shocking in a sense. I don't think I've been on here since 2008. Is anyone from the board dead or imprisoned? Don't bore me with trivialities.

There were rumours of some kiddy-fiddling, but I don't really keep up with drama. Some people left, many failed to. Some people stopped being funny. Some people got better. I continued being awesome, and still have a massive cock.

What's new with you dawg?

Oh, and Keeping it Simple is a fuckwit, I wouldn't engage with her if I were you.

how many possibilites to entertain oneself must fall flat before one returns to this hive of mediocrity?

that's not a male?

i think i should disconnect my internet

Well, yeah, but it amuses me to call her her.

Tell me about it! If there's one thing worse than boring cunts on the internet, it's boring cunts like you and me whinging about the boring cunts on the internet.

You'd soon change your tune if you knew how big my tits are. Men. :rolleyes:

I can see how big a tit you are, if that helps?

heehaw.

grumpy 1 X teen 0.

Thank you so much for reaffirming my decision to return to the board. How purely inspiring T&B can be.

Talk some trash about Keeping It Simple. I need some raw material if I'm going to join in the rumbling.

I can't tell you too much about what he says as I stopped reading his posts when I noticed he takes pride in his inability to grasp even the most simple point, and that sort of attitude depresses me.

Aw, that's cute. He's like a puppy.