Happy Birthday Sir Isaac Newton
 

didn't he invent the £1 note?

Isaac Newton is the motherfucking man.

Maybe God disguised himself as Sir Isaac Newton to explain a few things about what he created, as he felt man wasn't progressing quickly enough in the field of science for his tastes. You never know.

or maybe he disguised himself as an apple

Yeah, maybe God does things in a much subtler way.

maybe god disguised itself as newton's wig. you know, to make him look classier.

Now that's just silly. :rolleyes:

he invented fig newtons, no?

Isaac Newton was a total fraud. Anyone could have had a damn apple fall on their fucking head. What a jerk.

Yeah, but he went on to invent fig newtons and consequently we now have strawberry newtons--that is progress!

Who on earth are they?

I have no idea.

Everyone knew Leibniz beat him to infinitesimal calculus but didn't want to hurt Newton's feelings.

Maybe God disguised himself as me so I could enter this thread and label it as pandering.

Or Newton stole his notes?

wow, KIS discovered google