Today's challenge
 

End everything you say today with the expression "for I am the lord of the dance said he".

And tell me the fucking responses you get (I hate each and every last one of you).

too challenging imo.

Since the day is mostly over, I'm sure I can get through without saying anything all...

for I am the lord of the dance said he.

Lozer.

well, feel free to start it off then. were you slapped?

i got a perplexed look of indifference. bloody canadians.

That's the way they always look.

fucking no.

I went to an anglo girls school. Every tuesday and thursday, and significant 'holiday', and twice yearly concerts.. of hymns.

It is stuck in my head now. fuck you.

i know, its all the bears.

that literally makes no sense whatsoever!

yes.

you want a real challenge?

take over my management duties of a nightmare employee.

this morning, she was overheard calling into a local radio station to talk about her upcoming Vegas trip and all the sex that she will be having.

yes, she was on the clock.

yes, she weighs-in around 300 lbs.

will somebody fucking please kill me now??

bears are so cute.

for I am the lord of the dance said he