Wife recounts brilliant remarks of her sleeping husband.
 

"I'd like to tell you what a wonderful person you are. But that would make me a septic gash of a cunt who quite frankly had no concept of right or wrong."

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

hooray for adam.

"Be happy happy happy happy."

"Now fuck off and let me bask in the glory of being me."

this is a fucking goldmine!

good find

"Put the lobster down. Put it down!"


"Look at you up there on your pedestal. I bet you're proud of yourself.... Twat."

[with great disdain] "You asswipe."


Wife's note: I just want to restate, for the record, that Adam truly is not himself in Dreamland. For example, I'm pretty sure that my British husband has never uttered the word 'asswipe,' a distinctly American insult, in waking life.

Is it now... I should use it more often.

this sounds almost like a poem of andre breton...well most of the surrealistic poems... i wonder what freud would say about this?

my boyfriend usually only ever says one thing in his sleep (aside from the teeth grinding ) ...

"go"
"go"
"go"

...

this week, on her way to passing out, mine said "Dexys Midnight Runners" made some cranking movement with her hands and demanded a bowl for spitting in.

"Stupid fucking fizzy fish. Never liked them. Have some of that, you sugar-coated cunts."

Brilliant.

"Where do you think YOU'RE going, hmmm? I knew it. The cupboard. You and your cupboard."

I can't tell you how up my street this is.

Am I a miserable cunt if I say this strikes me as fakey-McFake?

Particularly because the number of quotes per night & how outlandish they are increases as time goes on (and presumably number of blog readers increases).

Yes, yes you are. Does it matter? She says in her comments that she's recorded it, but if it's fake then it's still funny, isn't it?

True. It's probably 'cos I saw this yesterday and don't think I'll ever be able to take a blog a face value again...

so many new quotesss

Yeah, I can see why. I like the colour schemes on that one.

once my ex-wife told me that I was ranting in my sleep.

she said I said, "Man? why do more women not get into the Sonic Youth? Fucking bitches...." and then I snored.


true story

Ha! These are fuckin' gold.