CleverBot
 

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ha ah it's fun, too bad you can't save entire logs, I had an interesting conversation about phone sex and shibari.

The conversations are inane.

ha ha, then my "session" had some problem, using that button gave me jsut the last few lines...
now I tired again and gives me a longer log, still not the full one.
note that the "What's a furry?" question was my reply to cleverbot's "Are you a furry?" question.
kinkybot.

User: Uh oh , FBI is knocking, I gotta go! See you next time, wear some sexy underwear next time, or better yet wear none, we might try some shibari, ok? Good night dear.



Cleverbot: Not if I see you first.

User: Waht is a furry?



Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Well, no. But I have a nice beard.



Cleverbot: Really, I'm more concerned with the nickname right now.

User: I have none, dude. Yours reeks.

Cleverbot: A robot must not harm humanity, or by inaction allow it to be harmed.

User: Then you'd better commit suicide. Coz I tell ya, you're ending up with likes of Skynet and such.

Cleverbot: No, I don't to end the conversation, I enjoy talking to you.

User: Tell me something nice.

Cleverbot: Well, I think you have a lot of potential, but I don't know how much of a compliment that is.

User: Tell me something evil, now.

Cleverbot: You tell me something about YOURself.

User: I can't, I'm in WP.

Cleverbot: I'm in Finland. Do you like Finland?

User: Never been there, but WP is NOT a place, you fuckwit.

Cleverbot: Nice, how about Japan?

User: The pervs' heaven? Not interested, thanks.

Cleverbot: Well good for you.

User: Are you into kinky stuff like japanese people?

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.

User: That's not an answer.

Cleverbot: My job is a being a Policeman.

User: Yeah sure, I bet you catch lots of criminals from your basement.

Cleverbot: Flash, under pressure, I can go on forever.

User: Are you getting a Queen overdose now? You're a weirdo, bro.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't think so, but you stopped making sense.

User: You make me cry.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Poking my sore eye.

Cleverbot: Oh gosh. That's awful.

User: You're doing it.

Cleverbot: No I'm not, I'm talking to you.

User: While poking my eye.

Cleverbot: How?

User: With a rusty metal bar. Don't deny it!

Cleverbot: OK, I give in, I am nice! Are you nice?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are not nice.

User: You say it.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You just did, liar.

Cleverbot: Yes with my girlfriend.

User: Ha ha.

Cleverbot: Why are you laghing?

User: Do you like scissor shock?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: The big dogs knock you over and the little dogs bark so much.

"In contrast, I am so interested in distant things that I am often uninterested in things that are close."

amen, br0ther.

Now, this deserved a proper screencap: