Salt
 

I read in the paper the people running New York City, whoever the hell they are, are going to reduce the salt intake of the city's citizens. Persoanlly speaking I think it's a good idea as I've been mental with my salt intake recently and feel at the moment like I'm about to have a cardiac arrest!

nice thread. thank you.
now stop.

It's nice to know that the people who run New York care about the health of its citizens. I can't see the bumbling toff, Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London, doing something similar, can you?

I think this is a good opportunity to post my favourite philias:

albuminurophilia - albumen in the urine or kidney disease
arachibutyrophilia- peanut butter sticking in your mouth
Bolshephilia- Bolsheviks
dextrophilia- things on the right
proctophilia - rectums
socerophilia- parents-in-law

fucking god will his direness ever end

And to think I was about to compliment you for a nice parody thread idea... :( :(

Is there one for threads on the subject of salt? :D

its really weird that he's the one to try and act all witty and belittle others and this is the sort of reply he'll come up with.

You want me, admit it! :D

stupidophilia.

You're the salt of the earth, knox. :D

Europe needs salt for the roads right now.

first it's the salt; then they come for yr sister.

fight the fascism.

floatingslowly

i believe it was the smokes first.
then music downloads.

lets just hope they still sell valiums.

although their black fists reach far, they're easy to maneuver around.

come get yr salt, kids. I got Morton's, sea and Kosher by the gram.

White powder.. I guess it's suspect.

my fav phobia right now:
Hexakosioihexekontahexafobia

i prefer pepper. pepsi over shirley too.

alternatively people could take responsibility for themselves and their own diets