i'm a bit worried...advice much appreciated
 

"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord."

i've been wounded in the stones:(

Go to the doctor.

doctor or priest? i dont wanna burn in eternal damnation just because of a bit of innocent cbt

Crumb's Crunchy Delights is the best member of this board.

What's cbt?

Sounds like his member isn't the best any more.

the way he talks might be " cock and balls torture"!!!...he got the devil inside!!!

tell me now, was she clothed? she was, wasn't she?

sickening pre-verts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e79fWbAXrgM

Put your trust in an average piece of rock music

Wha' happent? Bible quotes or whatever are too abstract for me right now.

so you chipped your stones eh, well get down to the doctors if after a little while it doesnt go away.

Oh no, my neutered cat is going to go to cat hell. :(

no.. that is to enter into the Tabernacle or Solomon/Jerrubibal/Herod's Temple. In Moses' time, women who were menstruous or men who had there testicles smashed, removed, or otherwise severely injured, were no permitted to step into the tent/temple, they simply had to pray outside. Today in the Ethiopian Orthodox Church, this same Mosaic ritualistic purity is actively practiced, and menstruous women DO NOT enter into Ethiopian churches, rather they stand outside and pray with all the other folks who got there late (they close the doors after the services starts, if your late you also pray outside)

It has nothing to do with Heaven, Hell, Sin, etc etc
This is one of those rare circumstances where the Bible should be taken ABSOLUTELY LITERALLY within the context of the text.

Cbt = cognitive-behavioural therapy

they oughta say when they're being literal and when they're being unliteral

is there a version of the BIBLE that tells ya this stuff????

"if anyone curses his father or mother, he must be put to death."

literally or unliterally?

hows a GOD fearer to know fr crissakes


(cbt always cf)

Why do you not just calm down and stop being a twat? How about that?

well brother.. this is why originally the Church didn't let you read the thing yourself, nor did they translate it into any languages that a common person (if they were able) could read in the first place.. Luther and Calvin's mistake was giving the book out to everyone, cuz now instead of a few legitimate interpretations, we literally have a billion individual misinterpretations ;)



the problem with the Bible is that it should be left to the experts..

problem is who decides who the experts are;)

hope its not me they choose. darn thing makes no sense

i guess ill just have to trust in the LORD and leave the literalising to you and the others

well its simple.. if you want to learn Calculus, do you got to a person who studies all the formulas, has excuse the pun, done all the math, or do you go a sociologist?

um...not sure...whats a sociologist