Who would you like to have sex with before you die?
 

And what, in your own mind, would be the ideal way to sexually sign out forever?
note: I'm not asking about your favourite sexual fantasies, since for this particular occasion you could find yourself having body organs battered by surgery etc, so give it a little bit of thought before you answer, if you can.

i'm not sure i understand why i'd be having sex and surgery at the same time?

Do you mean that you can't understand someone being in hospital for whatever reason and expressing a wish to have sex when they are told that they are going to die? What time is it over there?

my own ass

why does it have to be before?

I carry an extra $20 for the ferryman.

charlotte church, in an alley, bareback

Miley Cyrus, ATM.

I suppose if I have to chose a mortal being, it would be Amy Mainzer, praying mantis style.

<3<#<3

my mom's going to be sad to hear this. :(

the filling of an alba/johannson sandwich.

does she like charlotte church too?

Everyone. That should buy me some time.

i would have "don't be so morbid and focused on death" sex with genteel, then i'd die

what are the other options now that emma watson is too old?

jesus.

i'm a terrible person.

how good do you look on a funeral veil, knox?

i'd like to find out.

i imagined that would be the kind of thing you wore around the house and if you went out to the shop for milk...

i want one now

kylie and kendra jenner

Chat Roulette with Whitney Houston.



...sex is overrated. Nuff said.