The Oscars.
 

Anyone watching it tonight?

if I stay awake and that's a big if....

it's only on Sky in the uk, right?

nope

The Oscars are one of those things that I take pleasure in missing.

the what?

Avatar wins best art direction. Guys thanks James Cameron's "deep vision" (or something like that). Weird pause and some barely muffled laughter. Shot of Cameron's grimace.

its on but then again my wife is hot so...

why was i kind of attracted to kathryn bigelow?

Because she directed Near Dark?

Because she's attractive, obviously. I watched the BAFTAs the other week and felt the same thing.

true

uh?

i was talking about the oscars with my friend, before it aired, and i was like "uhhhh they still do that shit?"

and most importantly-- do people still care?

apparently some do (keeping it simpleton, i'm looking at you-- though it hurts my eyes).


must flee now...

wow, that was a brief absence (miscalculated timings).

so, bazookas, did you make your friend pay for making you watch? please say you did. tell me you boxed his ears until they were purple.

watched most of it. Really boring show this year

so why did you keep watching? this is most puzzling.

was actually playing billiards during oscar telecast. My apartment complex has a billiards room and TV's inside.