Foot in mouth...
 

Have you ever said or done something you wish to God you hadn't?

Actually yes, but I get over it within seconds. But I am blunt most of the times, and sometimes I don't realize I hurt other people with my words.

I'm always making people cry.

it's a talent, really.

I've posted this before but I was taking a taxi bus to the airport and the driver asked us which airport terminal each of us was to be left. Looking at my e-ticket, I replied "Orbitz." This wasn't so bad, in itself, but the amount of time and silence that had passed before I realized to mention the airline was ungodly.

I wonder if the baggage-handlers were confused by my facial-seppuku.

This is your correspondent, running out of tape: Gunfire's increasing, looting, burning, rape. rAPE, RAPE, RAPE, RAPE, RAPE.

all the time. literally all the time.

hahahahaha. never. i should totally get an award for never putting my foot in my mouth. i'm like a god.

almost constantly. a massive chunk of what i say/do is pretty embarrassing to me, and i have no idea why.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EqcRKMF76M

I wouldn't mind putting her feet in my mouth.

Or these...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p79gy4UcR0Q


mmmmmm *drool*

:confused: don't think so? I rarely have a lot to say, and so most of it is thought out.
At work, though.. i say stupid shit all the time. I'm buzzed out of my brain, on auto pilot doing 3 things at once and taking mental notes.

A Discovery Channel segment on foot fetishism (for anyone interested) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGN499X8fPA