happy twat day
 

before i forget.

I'll drink to that!

it made me laugh out loud that you were the first one to reply.

t'wat or twat? ;)

I'm not a twat. :mad:

t'wat or twat? ;)

I don't use naughty words. :o

not enough.

Have you sent me a Happy Twat Day card, knox?

I use the word fuck.

it means love.

or it means evol.

Tell the truth and be free This is my hit-and-run This is my porn collection This is me feeling superior to you This is me selling you out when you needed me most This is my huge diseased throbbing PRICK This is my homosexual inclinations This is me loving someone I’m not supposed to love This is me This is what I don't want people to see Look upon them and let me be free Let me be free Let me be free Let me be free This is me I don't think normal people do Doing things, doing things I don't think normal people do But I can see you Ha ha! You're dirty too You're dirty too Through and through You're dirty too We are raining in the dust And when there's no hope, When there's no hope There's only one word There's only one word that hasn't dried on your parched lips The word is love Can you say it with me? LOVE!!! (love!) Can you say it with me? LOVE!!! (love!) Can you say it with me?

I'll drink to that!

parched? my lips are dripping with love (read: fuck)!

so did you bring free twats for everyone?

can you get them without sprinkles?

Merry W Day from a cock to a twat.

Oh wait, it's after midnight, cancel that and get back in the kitchen.

i will because it's time for tea.
those muffins are racist.

twats everywhere.