Thread where amerikangod is still God and tries to 'bond' with women
 

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I'm constantly in tears, but ready to breed.

I like moonless nights, heavy-petting inside bombshelters (or abandoned nuke silos) and long walks to the convenience store for a lighter.

wud u be mein?

I wasn't writing that to you so much as using the free ad space.

I can see how that might have been confusing. :o

I have a huge heart, i am confidant and work too much. I am not a girly girl but ill wear pink and cheetah print heels as a roll through the mud in my jeep :) I love animals, music, tattoos and piercings. I'm not looking for the boy next door. I need a confidant MAN who can put a smile on my face and keep it there. You have to have a sense of humor and be able to laugh at yourself. plus if you rock a mohawk fohawk or anything of that sort!!! and plus if your a slight redneck, not too much though. hell and everything in between i don't really have a type just be interesting and have lots to offer cause i do. i date guys older than me so don't be scared to write. i totally dig the sexy thirty somethings. Not to say i don't like the twenty somethings.
I love getting to know new people and can keep a great conversation so get at me ;)

Babies everywhere!

parles-tu francais? - w4m - 19 (your place)


I am seeking an ongoing sexual relationship with a sexy man with french skills.
Myself, I am still learning but would love a sexy arrangement where you could teach me some of the things I'm not going to learn in class.
I like D/S play, I'm a sub. I would prefer it if you were older (up to 35 or 40 ish) and get off on spanking teenagers. Because damn do I need a good spanking.
But seriously, speak French. I want to learn really bad.
But I'm also very sexual and wouldn't mind multitasking.
I'm goodlooking and fit and expect the same.

turn ons
-tall as or taller than 5'7": body shape doesn't matter :)

really, how many people are not taller than 5'7? i think i've finally found a woman with low enough standards

truer words .... however that goes, i have a boner

you guys should 'bond' and rub yr tinklenozzles together until they scab over. :o

"I hate other men. When I’m fucking you, I’m trying to fuck every man who’s ever fucked you, but in his ass, so you’ll say, 'No one’s ever done that to me in bed.'"

i think we would open up a portal into the stargate dimension before the scabs would appear

oh, you thracian bitches, giving me boners like this. spank, spank, spank!

slightly related--the other day i spanked a random girl at a party and i swear i climaxed

interesting, couple weeks ago i got spanked by an asian chick at a party, and i didn't climax. spanker>spankee

of course. nothing like rattling a pair of fleshy buttocks to the core. especially when they are clad in lacy undies. the pleasure!

spanking butts is for amateurs. come back after you've stepped up to better parts.

i think spanking ribcages would be hot for me. then i could lift up her shirt and take pics of the individual finger marks criss-crossing with her rib bones

rather an amateur ("lover of") than a worker, rentboy

I'll work those parts. work those parts good.

like your bossman sez

anyway, you enjoy working for the boss

i'll stick to the nice plump assess of hot latina strangers-- for the glory!

I am no lady, I'm afraid, so there isn't much worth to this post. All I can offer you is a worst case scenario that might be a quick fix on the short term, though. Go to a crowded gay bar, start chatting up a sombre-looking gay male, opt for a sexual encounter at his, and perhaps spend some time together under the same roof while every night you come back from work, crack the bottle open, and proceed to beating each other up in the bedroom because of mutually shared sexual frustrations.