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Rob Instigator 04.05.2010 12:23 PM

Man, Jennifer Lopez singing without any studio effects is BRUTAL
 
makes me laugh hearing her shit voice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f6Gs...layer_embedded



so is this old lady getting walked in on by her granddaughter while she is fingernuttin herself. NOT safe for work (*edited!)
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...LibCwa64e1L547

Glice 04.05.2010 12:35 PM

A friend of a friend works for a songwriting company in London. Apparently, Lopez can only hit four notes, and her songwriters are limited to those four notes. According to legend (and I've heard this from other industry sorts) she's not even the worst singer of her sort. Terrible, terrible woman.

Glice 04.05.2010 12:36 PM

Incidentally, I can hit the note she's missing in 3 octaves, and I'm not a great singer.

Rob Instigator 04.05.2010 12:41 PM

fucking sad shit.

she should have stuck to big bootie dancin

tesla69 04.05.2010 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
makes me laugh hearing her shit voice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f6Gs...layer_embedded


at least she has her acting to fall back on, I'd be very concerned otherwise.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
so is this old lady getting walked in on by her granddaughter while she is fingernuttin herself.
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...LibCwa64e1L547

is this safe for work?

Glice 04.05.2010 01:07 PM

Not work safe at all, unless you work in 'adult' industries.

nicfit 04.05.2010 01:56 PM

how do you come across this kind of stuff, rob?

Rob Instigator 04.05.2010 01:59 PM

I read too much

or so "they" say

Toilet & Bowels 04.05.2010 02:36 PM

i might get to sort of meet jennifer lopez in a few weeks if i work on the premiere of her new film.

jon boy 04.05.2010 03:03 PM

she's still jenny from the block.

atsonicpark 04.05.2010 08:57 PM

She sounds better than she usally does..

terminal pharmacy 04.06.2010 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tesla69
at least she has her acting to fall back on, I'd be very concerned otherwise.


her acting is on par with her singing and you can't autotune acting

terminal pharmacy 04.06.2010 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
Avatar, bro.


cgi isn't anything like autotune

FreshChops 04.06.2010 01:43 AM

hey, watching those two videos simultaneously kinda turns me on.... ggrrrrr

pbradley 04.06.2010 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy
cgi isn't anything like autotune

What's autotune other than digital correction and manipulation?

terminal pharmacy 04.06.2010 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
What's autotune other than digital correction and manipulation?



cgi in the case of avatar is not correction, the actors still have to be able to emote and take on a character, including voice acting in the case of avatar as well as the physical mapping of their bodies which is done via digital technologies. however cgi isn't about correction, cgi does have the capabilites to correct but it is more about the artform of animation. autotune is about the artform of producers making untalented scumfucks sound decent. very few people use autotune as an artistic choice, it is widely used as a corrective tool. i'm not sure how people can see a plugin in the same vein as a complete digital artform. if we are going to look at it like that then it is more akin to a clone or dodge and burn tool. i think is would be far from rational to reduce the artform that is cgi to something that is used to correct something that is done badly in the first place.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 04.06.2010 03:12 AM

wow

atsonicpark 04.06.2010 11:44 PM

isn't avatar that stupid looking kids movie with the blue people?

terminal pharmacy 04.07.2010 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
Every Pixar movie = the vocals in 'Believe' by Cher.


i had to loo that song up, yes some artistic autotune... non corrective

radio head also use autotune occasionally for pullin yorke's voice out just like in the cher video.

not sure what you mean by every pixar movie - cher's vocals in that track.
presumably you mean it is an artistic choice and non corrective

terminal pharmacy 04.07.2010 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
isn't avatar that stupid looking kids movie with the blue people?


yeah the average film it is


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