fukkin elves
 

i rekkon lyke ded ded ded ded shits they ar but y'kno if y'think the elves ar ok then thats the kool things too 'n' all ONLY KIDDIN 'COS ITS THE FACTS THAT THE ELVES ARE FUKKIN DED DED DED DED SHITS 'cos they corrupted 'n' dodgy 'n' all oppressives on the goblins wiv there laws 'n' there fukkin majic spells 'n' all HEY WE ONLY TRYIN TO LIV OWR LYVES YEH 'N' THE ELVES AR NEEDIN TO BE DELT WIV SO I'M JUST SPREDDIN THE TROOTH that's all goblin speaks the trooth yeh, 'n' the trooth is lyke if y'see an elf then y'shud fukkin throw a stik at him or sumthin rite 'COS THATS LYKE THE PROPPER NICER THINGS TO DOO hey tayk kare 'n' i'm lyke ded glad y'voted 'n' all onest rite so thanks a bunchis 'n' evryfin 'n' evryfin yeh.

I hope all is well in Gundle Village...

ahh dude you gotsa use faree dust to get riddofum you know what i mean? it knocks the elves RIGHT OUT.

I know exactly wut ya mean, ya know yeah right? Fekkin' hell man. One time over hear in the village of the mint lake I wuz pootin sum thatchings all in mee roov yeah right...and out of nowhere these little bastard gnome AND elf childrens like little fekkin' babes straight off their moms bossoms came up and straight stole my ladder right out from under the mrs. legs.

well what did daddy do?

i'll tell you what daddy did.

daddy outright went straight back to the elven nursery, and I set the little place aflame with little babies still in it!

i laughed and drank some vodka as the babies screamed for mercy...but I'll tell you this.

Not a one of the little elven creeps escaped!

May the fairies protect Gundle Village, its spirit forever free...

har har. i voted #2.

fekkin' polls 'n' stuff eh

Bumpity Fekkin Bump.