Martin Gardner
 

how can we be sure of it?

I mean, sure you SAY that he's dead, and you've posted a link, but what is a link and what is yr word?

you could be just having a laugh.

this could just be some more of yr metaphysical cockamamie hoohoo.

I tell you those Polskies love their chocolate wafer bars.



This I know because the Polish aisle in Tesco is full of the bleeders.


See how it's done you sceptic.

my girlfriend's mother is a quasi-official Oompah Loompah, and I've never seen nor heard of such a disasterous cookie and chocolate combination.

besides, who in their right mind would put a Z after G and R?

consider yr madness DEBUNKED.

 

My bookmark (a souvenir of a visit to the Cleesdale Fly Fishing Museum) looks uncannily like a Grzedjjerhg4gj45j wrapper in this picture.


Cockamamie hoohoo? You decide.

a man is most likely not dead here and you run out and buy his book.

that's in poor taste, even for a fly fishing Polsky, don't you think?